Truly horrifying. I shan’t be complaining about the shiny black cockroaches I occasionally murder again.
“…As best as we can deduce, the raccoon made a hole in the screen of a
window in the kitchen that was open. It pooped on the stove and all over the
counter and generally caused a gigantic mess.
Looks like the raccoon pushed out the silverware drawers to get out, and
tried to squeeze itself through the little crack in the back of the silverware drawer. It must have gotten its head out and then suffocated as it couldn’t get its body out. So, the raccoon was dead by the time we got up in the morning and its body was still in the cabinet…”
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This, my friends, is why I stay in Manhattan.
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THE ARISTOCRATS!
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Raccoons are supposed to be the evil geniuses of rodentia. Forget simple latches, they can open combination locks and...
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BEST THING YOU WILL READ ABOUT A PARK SLOPE RACCOON KITCHEN INVASION TODAY ALL WEEKEND. And there’s a twist. And the...
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cvxn said:
Further proof of my contention that raccoons = fuzzy zombies that cannot be stopped.
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lamiavitasenzame said:
This makes me so sad. I wish it was alive still.
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I would lose my shit
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Truly horrifying. I shan’t be complaining about the shiny black cockroaches I occasionally murder again. “…As best as we...
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This. is. disturbing. For days.
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kittykittybangbang said:
Poor raccoon. :(
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OMFG.
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